SAVAGE KINGDOM: THE TRUE STORY OF JAMESTOWN - last book of the year

If you have a fourth grader in Virginia, they're taking Virginia History as part of the school year ciriculum.  SInce I was born and raised outside of Virginia, my knowledge of the state's history was squat.  As a result, when helping our fourth grader study for his Virginia history tests, I found myself intrigued by the material.  Yeah, hundreds of years of history and a myriad of humanity was dumbed down to fit the school year cirriculum and time constraints, but what I learned working with our son was enough to inspire me to pick-up and finish my final book of the year.

Title:  Savage Kingdom: The True Story of Jamestown
Author: Benjamin Woolley
Company: Harper Collins
469 pages
Grade: *** stars



Comments:  Interesting read and left me with a far better understanding of Virginia's early history.  Difficult to slog through the segments that quoted "old English" language and when the book turned to then-contemporary English politics, it was all but incomprehinsible.  The book would have also been stronger had it focused more on day-to-day life in Jamestown and the other early settlements and less on the sponsorship politics.  Still, it was a fun read and I know way more about Captain John Smith, Virginia indians, and the roots of our country,  My gawd, those people were strong, though it was somehow heartwarming to see that they suffered from the same personal and collective shortcomings that we still have 400 plus years later.

I think my fourth grader's teacher would be proud of my work in this area. 

THE CHANGING NATURE OF CHRISTMAS CARDS

I hadn't really noticed it until I took down this year's collection of Christmas cards.  Whereas most of the cards we use to get were divided into two categories - traditional religious themes, or funny, this year we saw a distinct change.  Those earlier categories were literally wiped out by family photos; notably children. A stunning 60% of the cards we got showed photos of the family, or more likely the kids.

The good news is that we only got one yearly family 'highlights' biography and it was in rhyme so we couldn't really make sense of it. 

Guess the next change will come in a decade when all those kids have moved on to college, or beyond.

2012 FAMILY HIGHLIGHTS

My 2012 favorite things list:

Proudest moment:  Our nine year old scoring a winning goal in Fall soccer.  Never would I have expected that outcome.

Second prodest moment:  Long story short - our nine year old saw another fourth grader picking on a first grader and went out of his way to stand up for the little girl.  Needless to say, the bully wasn't very happy with our kid.  We're so proud of Ryan for standing his ground and doing the right thing.

Best concert:  Unless you live in the Washington, DC area you've never heard of her which is a shame since the woman is an amazing perfomer - Mary Anne Redmond at Jammin' Java Vienna, Virginia.  Small, intimate setting and a mix of longtime fans and the singer's friends made for a wonderful time.

Second best concert: I'm surprised by this pick myself - Steve Miller Band at Wolftrap.  Maybe because my expectations were low, I had a wonderful time and Miller sounded great on a mixture of hits (all of them from my high school and college days) and blues material.  It was fantastic and I can't wait to see him again.

Biggest concert disappointment: Rush at Jiffy Lube Pavillion.  They played a lot of stuff of the new album (Clockwork Angels) which I hadn't heard and didn't particularly like.  In contrast, they were killer the last go around which was more of a hits collection.

Favorite family event:  Walking up, down and all around Sugarloaf Mountain.  Our nine year old outwalked Elissa and myself. - I was wondering if we'd make it back to the car   Luckily we stumbled onto Sugarload Mountain Vineyard as we were driving home.  The wine wasn't fantastic, but after spending all day hiking, it was cold and served as the perfect way to end the family outting (no, the nine year old didn't have any wine).

Favorite book:  Moneyball: The Art of Winning an Unfair Game by Michael Lewis   It cam out in 2003, but I never thought a book about statistics and baseball would be so fascinating.  Spellbinding read from start to finish.  

Second favorite book:  Confederates In the Attic by Tony Horowitz.  Hardcore civil war reenactors and the impact of the War Between the States some 130 years later. Simultaneously educational and funny as all.  One of the few books that I think I could read over and over again.  I'd love to read a follow-on.  What happened to the people Horowitz met.

Favorite movie:  Moneyball.  Yeah, it wasn't as good as the book, but I still enjoyed every minute of it (wife fell asleep watching it).

Favorite restaurant or meal:  I can't think of a single killer meal I had at a restaurant over the past year and I'm not particualrly picky.  As a result the best meal I had was Elissa's 100% crab cakes - literally nothing but crap and butter.  To die for ...

Coolest thing I acquired this year:  Northwestern Saturn Bubble Gum Machine and new gumballs to go in it.  How early '60s can you get?

Second coolest thing I acquired this year: Piece of Rick Abrams artwork - Lifesavers

Favorite album of the year:  Sandy Denny "Who Knows Where the Time Goes" - amazing 43 track retrospective covering all facets of her career.

MUSIC HOUND INSANITY

Over the years I ended up with a big collection of vinyl albums (showing my age here) and last year I decided I simply didn;t need 30,000+ LPs so I started listing them for sale online.

Occasionally I get questions like this from potential buyers:

HI:

I am interested in your Led Zeppelin II listing.

- Can you tell me what all the numbers and letters are in the runoff area / deadwax between the last song and where the label starts on both sides of the record? They are all around the label and can be a little faint so you need to look at them in the light.
- Also, what are the letters and numbers just underneath the song listing on the labels?
- Can you provide a picture of the inner sleeve
- Can you provide photos of the LP cover edges and corners
- Does the LP have a musty, or smokey smell
- Can you tell if the album has been played excessively
- Are there any names, or writing on the cover, or interior of the sleeve
- And, what is the address at the bottom of the label?

To pull the album and answer all of the questions would take me 20 - 30 minutes which admitedly isn't a great deal of time, but I have better things to do with my life.  Add in this is a $20 LP and you can see the costs-benefit analysis isn't in this buyer's favor.

Short answer to the customer:  "Thanks for your interest, but the LP is sold."




 Thanks!

SANTA'S SEQUESTRATION MEMO

SC-12-17

MEMORANDUM FOR: SENIOR DEPARTMENT EXECUTIVES

FROM: SANTA CLAUS

SUBJECT:  Fiscal Year 2013 Joint Committee Sequestration Impact on Christmas
Operations

The Budget Control Act of 2011 (BCA) established the Joint Select Committee of
Deficit Reduction (Joint committee) and charged it with developing a proposal to
achieve at least $12 trillion in deficit reduction.  Last November, the Joint
committee announced that it could not reach agreement on a deficit reduction
plan.  This failure triggered an enforcement mechanism of automated funding cuts
in Fiscal Year 2013, know as sequestration, above and beyond the reductions
already reflected in the FY 2013 budget.  These actions will have a direct
impact on Christmas planning and operations.

The additional cuts required under the BCA are very large and the existing law
requires that FY 2013 cuts be implemented in an indiscriminate, across-the-board
manner that will greatly exacerbate their adverse effects.  These large cuts
would lead to devastating effects on Christmas and potentially other holidays. 
In anticipation of sequestration reductions, the following actions are directed:

NAUGHTY OR NICE LIST:  As maintained by the Elfs record keeping department (ELF
01), the prior "three strikes and out" rule is immediately modified to reflect
"two strikes and out".  Any individual who has incurring two 'naughty' strikes
during the 2013 calendar year will automatically be placed on the 'coal for
gift' list.  As an additional savings action, only two lumps of coal will be
left in stockings rather than the traditional three.

CHRISTMAS LIST LIMITATIONS:  Christmas wish lists will be limited to twelve items in
priority order.  Any lists exceeding the limit will be discarded.  No exceptions.

BANNED CHRISTMAS GIFTS: Santa will no longer take orders for ponies, full sized
monster trucks, or baby brothers.

BATTERIES: Batteries will no longer be provided with gifts.

PACKAGING: The Elf packaging department (ELF 02), will reduce use of wrapping,
tape, and bows by 30%.  For the 2013 Christmas season, award winning wrapping
will be replaced by 'adequate' wrapping efforts.  Elf wrapping specialists are
encouraged to examine opportunities to 'go green' using a variety of colorful
newspaper advertising instead of more costly Christmas wrap.

REPLACE CANDLES AND TRADITIONAL INCANDECENT LIGHTS WITH LEDS:  The Elf facilities group (ELF 03) will immediately replace all candles and traditional
incandescent colored lights with LED lights.
                                                                                                                                                         INCOME LIMITS:  Unfortunately Santa be forced to impose a form of 'needs testing' testing on Christmas recipients - basically ceasing deliver of presents to families with a combined, post-tax annual income of $500,000 (subject to further adjustment if needed).  An exception will be made for families who have incurred job loss within the last three months, or are facing other unique circumstances.  Prior to delivery of any gifts, families will be asked to submit a completed and signed SC-201 form (request for Christmas gifts exemption form).  By Dec 24, 2013 ELF 01 will collect, review and forward a list of families approved for gift delivery under the exemption clause to Santa Claus (SC 01)

OTHER GIFT BANS:  As further cost cutting initiatives, no gifts will be
delivered to homes with the following types of Christmas displays:
      - Pink metallic trees
      - Celine Dion's "Christmas Classics" on their family CD,or iPOD play lists
      - Any type of Budweiser Christmas ornament hung from their tree
      - Families leaving Santa healthy, or glutton free cookies, or snacks.

TRANSPORTATION EFFICIENCIES:  In order to further reduce operational costs,
Prancer and Vixen will be deactivated and put up for auction.

As a reminder, given 2014 and outyear cuts are likely to be even deeper, Santa
is looking for other cost cutting suggestions.  Please feel free to forward them
directly to Santa via email, or snail mail.  If you have any questions about
this guidance, please consult your chain of command.  My POC for this issue is
Elf Counsel (ELF 04).

HAVE YOURSELF A MERRY SEQUESTRATION HOLIDAY
Santa Claus

My favorite 2012 music discoveries

Everyone seems to publish end of year lists and I'm no different ...   Here's my list of top-10 favorite albums over the last year.  Mind you, these albums weren't released during 2012, rather I discovered, or rediscovered them during the year.





Manassas "Manassas"  - Perhaps the best CSN&Y 'outside' project ...










Angel Pavement "Maybe Tomorrow" - Fantastic and totally overlooked late '60s UK pop









Claire Lepage & Compagne "Claire Lepage & Compagne" - Who knew that Quebec produced such a cool psych act?










Betty Davis "Nasty Girl" - Yeah, she could kick my butt !








Glenn Farina "Glenn Farina" - One of the rarest tax scam releases and it was actually really good.  Sold within three hours of listing.  wish I'd kept it now.








Majority One "Majority One" - I thought they were Dutch for all these years.










The David "Another Day, Another Lifetime" - Awesome US psych outfit that should have been a massive hit.







Wilson Pickett "Don't Knock My Love" - His last LP for Atlantic and almost as good as his mid-'60s classics.









Sandy Denny "Who Knows Where the Time Goes" - Amazing boxed set ...  what a talent









The Fox "For Fox Sake Vol 1" Great UK pop-psych and still affordable.  How can you not like that?

Time for a change ...

 

 

 

Charlotte Bacon, 6, 2/22/2006,

Daniel Barden, 7, 9/25/2005,

Olivia Rose Engel, 6, 7/18/2006,

Josephine Gay, 7, 12/11/2005,

Ana Grace Marquez-Greene, 6, 4/04/2006,

Dylan Hockley, 6, 3/08/2006,

Madeleine F Hsu, 6, 7/10/2006,

Catherine V Hubbard, 6, 6/08/2006,

Chase Kowalski, 7, 10/31/2005,

Jesse Lewis, 6, 6/30/2006,

James Mattioli, 6, 3/22/2006,

Grace McDonnell, 7, 11/04/2005,

Emilie Parker, 6, 5/12/2006,

Jack Pinto, 6, 5/6/2006,

Noah Pozner, 6, 11/20/2006,

Caroline Previdi, 6, 9/7/2006,

Jessica Rekos, 6, 5/10/2006,

Avielle Richman, 6, 10/17/2006,

Benjamin Wheeler, 6, 9/12/2006,

Allison N Wyatt, 6, 7/3/2006,

 

Rachel Davino, 29, 7/17/1983,

Lauren Rousseau, 30, 6/8/1982,

Dawn Hocksprung, 47, 6/28/1965,

Anne Marie Murphy, 52, 7/25/1960,

Mary Sherlach, 56, 2/11/1956,

Victoria Soto, 27, 11/4/1985,