Seriously - I'm sitting right here ! Riding the bus to Metro this morning and there's a
young woman talking on her cell phone to what sounds like a girlfriend. That's fine, however the details she's going on about are way too personal for public display. I'm literally sitting a couple of inches away from her and she's going on about the boyfriend's this and the boyfriend's that ... I suspect the boyfriend would be horrified to know that he's being discussed in such a colorful and graphically detailed manner. Add to that, I
kept thinking "am I invisible? "Does she not know that I'm sitting here and can hear (and understand) everything she is saying?" Maybe she thought I was simply too old and senile to matter ... Anyhow, I now know that the boyfriend likes her new pink thong undies; if he has four or more beers he falls asleep in bed which ticks her off; he doesn't like to spoon ... I'll spare you the grosser parts.